I went for a walk during the polar vortex and I only needed 27 articles of clothing
Staying warm is very easy
Blogs
Whatever. Trump’s nominees as frogs.
Reimagining the incoming clown car cabinet as slimy amphibians may not be such a stretch. Plus: a Sequencer giveaway
Salmon hats are back, baby!
We've waited 37 years for this moment.
Did you hear about the guy with three dicks?
No but for real researchers did an autopsy on a guy and he had three penises
Lesson learned: don’t eat undercooked bear meat
But you can learn to cook it properly, with some guidance from your local government
A guide to various methods for euthanizing animals
In support of jurisdictions looking for a humane and effective way to euthanize animals of various sizes for a variety of reasons
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